Another was with Cynthia Rose Sophie Monk. He met her stark naked in a bathroom in the film's most gratuitous nude scene, but being in the dark and in the wrong bedroom, he had sex with her grandmother instead. Soon, however, he learned that a busty femme fatale vigilante-style serial killer - a sex-crime avenger named Gillian DeRaisx or "Death Nell" Winona Ryder was on his list. Her tell-tale technique was to seduce chauvinistic men before killing them and then leave behind spray-painted feminist notes on the wall.
In the film's conclusion, he decided to risk sex with "Death Nell" - and they had sex together with "The End" painted in red behind them. However, in a cop-out plot twist, they didn't succumb by taking an overdose of sedative pills to kill themselves, but instead married and had a child together.
Winona Ryder Death Nell Silk Canadian director Francois Girard's visually-lush but sluggish 19th century period film - a tale of unrequited love, lust, and betrayal, adapted by Girard and Michael Golding from the novel by Alessandro Baricco, began with a sensual scene of a Japanese female bathing in a hot steamy outdoor bath surrounded by snow shown more revealing later in the film , with off-screen narration: In an arranged marriage by Baldabiou to give him a new life, he wed gorgeous and loving schoolteacher wife Helene Keira Knightley , and then took a trading journey - first to Egypt, and then a more arduous trek to a remote Japanese village to purchase healthy, uncontaminated silkworm eggs since much of Europe was plagued with a strange egg-killing virus called pebrine.
His wife, often left at home, was frustrated by their inability to have a child during their first two years - they had three discreet nude love scenes when he was rarely home to try and get her pregnant.
During his first trip to Japan, he was enthralled by the beautiful mistress Sei Ashina of local Japanese warlord Hara Jubei Koji Yakusho who gracefully and elaborately served him tea. Due to the successful trade, Herve became a wealthy man and bought a house and plot of land for a garden for Helene. On his second trip, the mistress-concubine bathed him, passed a note into his hand, and offered him a second concubine-servant for the night.
The servant undressed in front of him, and gave him one night of adulterous, wordless passion. He had a brief glimpse of her the next morning when she bathed naked in the outdoor hot springs and dipped under the water -- but he never saw her again.
Upon his return to long-suffering, loving and understanding Helene, he guiltily vowed to himself: Soon, he became obsessed by the Japanese concubine, who had given him a note that he had translated by Lyon brothel owner Madame Blanche Miki Nakatani of Japanese descent - it was translated as: She won't die and you know it.
On his return to France, the eggs he had purchased were hatched, and the worms were dead - devastating the town's silk business. The next winter, Herve received a letter written in Japanese, again taken to be translated by the Madame, who advised him that he should never return: Do not be afraid.
No one will see us. Stay as you are. I want to look at you. We have the night to ourselves and I want to look at you. Your body for me, your skin, your lips. No one can see us. And I am here at your side. Do you feel me? When I touch you for the first time, it will be with my lips. You will feel the warmth, but you will not know where. Perhaps, it will be on your eyes. I will press my mouth to your eyes and you will feel the warmth. Open your eyes now, my beloved. Your eyes on my breast, your arms lifting me, letting me slide onto you.
My faint cry, your body quivering. There is no end to it, don't you see? You will forever be throwing your head back. I will forever be shaking off my tears. This moment had to be. This moment is and this moment will continue from now until forever. We shall not see one another again. What we were meant to do, we have done.
Believe me, my love, we have done it forever. Preserve your life out of my reach, and if it serves your happiness do not hesitate for a moment to forget this woman, who now says, without a trace of regret, farewell. Herve tracked the Madame down in Paris, who disclosed in the film's twist, that it was Helene who had written the long letter and had it copied out in Japanese script.
According to the Madame, after Helene had unforgettably read the letter outloud, " The film concluded with Helene's voice-over, reading most of the contents of the letter.
She prophetically had declared that she and her husband would always be together, even after she died. The Simpsons Movie Conveniently-placed objects trees, shrubs, birds, etc. But at one point, the animators - for fun - reversed things. They had Bart skate behind a large hedge fence with a small strip where ONLY his penis was seen - mocking the convention of cleverly hiding a character's privates behind objects.
After being startled as a naked Bart was catapulted toward the window of the local Krusty Burger fast food restaurant where devoutly religious Ned Flanders was giving thanks, he told his kids Rod and Todd to repeat after him: In this loose adaptation, a Providence, Rhode Island retirement home nursing assistant with trashy corn-row hair, Brandi Boski Mena Suvari , was a very compassionate worker helping seniors at Silver Cedars Assisted Living facility.
She was up for a promotion worth a lot more money. She seriously injured a homeless, recently-evicted white-collar worker named Thomas Bardo Stephen Rea , running into him as he was pushing a shopping cart, and having his bloodied body lodge itself half-way through her front windshield according to a black witness: In a panic and fearful of what to do next since she was driving under the influence, and although Thomas was pleading "Help me," she hid the car in her garage.
In her mind, she put the blame on Bardo, to avoid responsibility: It wasn't my fault. You should have watched where you were going. I'll be right back," but then selfishly proceeded into her house where she told her African-American drug-dealing boyfriend Rashid Russell Hornsby , over another few drinks, that she had been in an accident "I hit someone She explained that there were no witnesses, and that the victim was "a bum Nobody gonna give a s--t," reassuring her as they went to the bedroom for lovemaking.
Meanwhile, the victim was still struggling for life and within earshot of their rap-music enhanced sex - impaled in the broken windshield glass. She screamed at the thought of his head crashing through the window while having intercourse, prompting Rashid to believe that his sexual pumping was effectively inciting her lust "Oh, yeah, baby!
The next morning, she assured Bardo, still alive: In fact, she clobbered Bardo over the head with a two by four to silence him from honking the horn - to avoid alerting the taxi cab driver who was picking her up for work. And in the film's social commentary, others were unable to assist - an illegal immigrant neighbor family failed to report "the hurt man" due to their own issues.
Brandi Boski Mena Suvari Superbad Director Greg Mottola's Judd Apatow-produced sleeper teen sex comedy, with a raunchy script by Knocked Up star Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg written when they were young teens about their own HS experiences , was a tremendously funny and popular hit during the summer of but without the requisite nudity of this genre.
It contained typical gross-out jokes and comedy surrounding three outcast, sex-obsessed, nerdy and "supergay" high-schoolers: Seth Jonah Hill Fogell Christopher Mintz-Plasse , with a fake ID designed to purchase alcohol They all went to great lengths to attempt to lose their virginity before attending college. At the school lunch table, overweight Seth embarrassingly admitted to Evan his obsessive childhood habit of artfully drawing male genitalia: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem.
And it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8 percent of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kinda sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks. The incident traumatized him with the added revelation of his Ghostbusters lunch box full of a variety of dick drawings. In another scene, typical teen Evan speculated on ideal female sexual feelings: That's the world I one day want to live in.
It was accused of being misogynistic and feministic at the same time. Its main female character was one who possessed vaginal teeth: Dawn O'Keefe Jess Weixler in a breakthrough role , a shy, naive, lily-white virginal high-schooler Dawn feared that her genitals had undergone "adaptation" with razor-sharp "teeth" - not just the mythic vagina dentate "There's something inside of me that's lethal" and "I think there might be something weird going on inside".
Her unusual condition was possibly due to the two nuclear reactor cooling towers near her suburban home. She was the spokesperson for the local chastity group called "The Promise. Her first sexual experience took place in a dark cave after a swim with Tobey Hale Appleman. It ended badly, as did a scene in the gynecologist's office with a perverted Dr. Godfrey Josh Pais "What did you put in here? Surprisingly, the film displayed views of three severed penises, but no views of the toothy vagina.
It appeared that everyone in the bawdy cast, except stars Mischa Barton and Hayden Christensen, was seen in various stages of random undress.
It starred Hayden Christensen as young 14th century Lorenzo de Lamberti who failed at obtaining the love of lifelong chaste crush Pampinea Mischa Barton , so he sought shelter at a convent, posing as a deaf and mute gardener. At the convent, Lorenzo was immediately approached by two lusty and beautiful nuns: Sister Lisabetta Silvia Colloca Sister Catarina Chiara Gensini The two sisters stripped off their gowns and offered themselves nude during a candle-lit bath.
Believing he was "like an angel from heaven," they both demanded: In one of the film's more ludicrous scenes, two buxom farm milk-maids, Simona Maimie McCoy and Monna Coral Beed , offered two guys some 'fresh milk' - cow's milk - seen during a sexy instructional scene in which the males were shown how to get milk from the animal's teats.
The two orgasmically stroked the cow's teat and squeezed the hot milk onto the guys' faces: You see how it fits nicely into my hand. I love the feel of it in my hand.
I would say something a little firmer would be better. Too late, can't stop now. You take it firmly in your hands, and squeeze!