It was a lot of fun! One of the most memorable moments up there was when we were sightseeing and decided to go into a specialty shop and look around.
This was my first look at anything like that. This was back in ancient times, remember, and there was no internet. I was soooo embarrassed! Plus I was young enough to be a bit giggly and juvenile about it, ha ha! Even so, I was fascinated with everything I saw there. The two things that were burned into my brain were a dildo that was as big as my forearm and had a suction cup on the bottom of it so you could stick it on whatever surface and use it hands free!
And a swing with a dildo ON it! My eyes about popped out of my head everywhere I looked. I did eventually get a sex toy. First of all, it was cold, and second of all the vibrations were pretty weak, in my opinion. Later, we decided to try a different kind. We got one that is like a Rabbit. It is also purple. Because of the U of WA Huskies! Anyway, it has those little bunny ears that are supposed to rest on the clitoris and vibrate while you penetrate with the penis. It was cold, too.
And whatever nasty plastic they used to make the thing smelled horrible! I just went and got it out of my drawer. It still smells horrible. And the little bunny ears worked about as well as me leaning up against the washing machine during the spin cycle, ha ha!
Meaning not at all. Still, we tried it out several times. We tried both of them together. We got good and creative. Why do I even still have those things, you ask? They just sit in the drawer year after year, hahaha! Fast forward a few years, I really have no idea how many and I discovered the bullet vibe. Conan and I talked about it and decided to go get one.
We got in the car with our new purchase and Conan practically begged me to use it right there. He still remembers the street we were on. But no matter what we had done thus far, one was it for me. I fell in love with that little bullet. It was my new best friend. We wore the thing out and had to go get a new one. We actually wore a couple of them out. I am happy to say that, now, if I was only having five or less I would be highly disappointed.
But something strange happened. We got so that Conan could give me lots of Os with no need for the bullet vibe, and then the bullet stopped working for me. It would just buzz away, feeling pleasant, but not producing the same results. Since we had just about worn it out anyway, I just threw it away and never replaced it. And last year I decided to try a new sex toy. So we purchased this: The theory is lots of great stimulation without having to think about it or hold onto it. Once again, while the buzzing sensations are nice, it did NOT do the trick.
And can I just say I felt like a complete moron trying to get it strapped on, and once it was on I felt I looked ridiculous. I really liked what I saw. I asked Conan if I could get one. He laughed a bit at me but gave the okay.
It arrived not long before our romantic weekend in early November. We took it with us. This Hitachi is no joke. The vibrating part is about the size of a tennis ball, which makes it simple to apply to the right spots. It has two speeds. The low speed will make you see fireworks and the high speed will drain the power grid and trip your breaker. You will forget your own name. How could I not have heard of this baby before??? I tried it through my jeans and within 60 seconds it blew me away.
Conan commented later that he thinks I woke up everyone within a 10 yard radius. I have recently heard about glass toys. Shop Erotic is a tasteful online shop and you can find just about anything your little heart desires there. From lube and vibrators to whips, blindfolds and restraints.