That's funny, 'cause I heard that it was totaled. Well, after I swept up the broken glass, it wasn't too bad. This is what you wanted! Get away from her! God, I hate rock and roll. Oh man, there is nothing finer than being behind the wheel of your own car!
Except "maybe" for pussy! Except 'maybe' for pussy! You better watch what you say about my car. A real hero could have saved Arnie. Let me tell you a little something about love Dennis.
It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything-- friendship, family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have. It eats everything, friendship, family.
And you feel this way about Leigh? I'm talking about Christine, man. No shitter ever came between me and Christine. I'm scared for you, for what's happened to you. I know you're jealous. But we'll always be friends as long as you stick with me.
And you know what happens to shitters who don't. Well let's not kid each other Dennis. Who are the shitters? To the shitters of the world in ! I'm gonna get ya. Christine smashes into Buddy's car, destroying it - Look at my car! Christine smashes into Buddy's car, destroying it Look at my car! We're not finished yet! I just hope he comes in here! I understand, uh, one of the perpetrators, uh, defecated on the dashboard.
Now, I would of thought you'd be madder than hell at that. And I thought you would of reported that. I care about you. Look, I love you Leigh. I think we deserve one more try, don't you?
Please don't do this to me. Just be straight with me. You've had it, right? Hangs up on her Arnie Cunningham: Hangs up on her Rudolph Junkins: Scrape it up with a little shovel? Don't get smart with me, son.
Has it ever occurred to you that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids? Hey, you ain't mad are ya? If you hadn't been so damn selfish; you wouldn't let me park my own car If you hadn't been so damn selfish, you wouldn't let me park my own car in your precious driveway, this never would have happened.
Can't we even talk about this, like rational human beings? Now how's that for rational, huh? Why don't we-- Your mother and l have decided to help you buy a new car. Your mother and l have decided to help you buy a new car. Well, that's what everybody wants, isn't it? I'm fixing up Christine. You go back in there and apologize to your mother right now! Attacks his father Arnie Cunningham: Oh, this is just what you wanted!
You get away from her! And there are other things. All it gets is those old songs. And sometimes when we're making out As if the car were jealous, Arnie And sometimes when we're making out it just stalls. As if the car were jealous, Arnie, a goddamn car! You know what I think? I think you're just sexually frustrated.
You don't like me slapping your girl? Well, it's not what you think. She lusts after my body. What can I say? No I really, respect her mind. And, she lusts after my body. I know where he keeps it. I hardly see him anymore. Ever since he bought that car he's been obsessed with it. And you know what else? When we signed the registration papers at Town Hall When we signed the registration papers at Town Hall, they told us the man who owned that car last died in it, of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Does Arnie know about that? Arnie doesn't know much of anything anymore. Greetings to you too. I know you don't exactly have money falling out of you? If you did, you wouldn't be here Maybe we can work out some kind of deal Why don't you sweep up around the place Do that and you can raid my junk pile for whatever you want? Hell, I might even throw in a few bucks. Look uh, I know you don't exactly have money falling out of you?
If you did, you wouldn't be here. Maybe we can work out some kind of deal. Arnie would've never bought that car if he known somebody died in it. Either you're dumber than you look or you don't know your friend very well.
He had the same look in his eye my brother always had. Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. He had a five-year-old daughter choke to death in it. He wouldn't get rid of her. He just rode around, radio blaring, without a care in the world, except for Christine. Only time l ever interfered with it was when Rita killed herself.