FlipBoard Assuming that I'm a super special one-of-a-kind sort of girl, most squirt themselves stupid in excitement about being able to decorate their dorm room from scratch. Obnoxiously bright comforters with a million printed photos on the wall next to the bed?
Like, ohmygawdguys I'm really in college! Go ahead and walk through a million of these rooms and the majority of them will look mostly the same, meaning bright colors and crap from Target strewn everywhere.
There's a couple key elements, however, that really define sexual potential. For starters, anything that doesn't belong in a dorm room is basically a sign that she's either a stage five clinger or will end up being one of the crazy ones, and I don't mean in bed. A steamer for getting the wrinkles out of clothes? It's college, everyone's clothes are wrinkled because no one actually waits around for their laundry to be done, they just let it sit in the dryer until they realize that unless they go get it, they won't have any pants to wear tomorrow.
As for everything else, it's a fucking dorm room. If you walked into the room before she moved in, as well as afterward, you wouldn't be able to see a difference. In this case, run. Run for your life. She has a penis and will use it on you. Yeah, but would you rather wake up to her dick in your face? Despite what any girl says, she does put at least some sort of moderate effort into decorating her room, and if she doesn't then she's a boy.
The same also almost applies to if her room is decorated, but has no carpet. What kind of idiot paints the walls in the house but never installs a floor? It doesn't matter what kind of carpet it is, it can be five carpet squares taped together in a corner or twelve sheets of Bounty glued to the floor, if there's no carpet and only wall decorations she's trying to hide her masculinity. Miserably, but still trying.
Speaking of wall decorations, let's dive into those. There's typically two types that girls use, posters and a giant collage of pictures of her friends that she printed out from Facebook. For one thing, most of the pictures she printed off of her profile are probably just random.
Yeah she's in them, and yeah the people in them are her friends, but go and look at your tagged photos right now. How many of those would you want taped to your wall? Maybe like, 10 tops?
Well she's got around , not including the ones she's stuck into picture frames. It is highly unsurprising, in this case, that this is another sign that you shouldn't stick your dick in this girl because she's clearly needy and can't handle the separation from her besties for resties.
Wait, what about poster girl? Well gents and gents, we've finally come across a winner. I'm supposed to decorate my walls too??
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