Print Article AA See also: Mind-blowing Shit Has Come To Light The early '90s were the dark ages, at least for those of us who were sexually inexperienced. There were no Internets available; all we knew about getting freaky came from V. Color Me Badd only made things worse. Was it just us, or were these mock-turtleneck clad Badd boyz a poor substitute for Dr. Let's take a closer look at the lyrics.
Come inside, take off your coat I'll make you feel at home Now let's pour a glass of wine Cause now we're all alone This sounds like a very nice way to be greeted after a long day. Also -- love your granny glasses, mustachioed CMB ringleader. I've been waiting all night So just let me hold you close to me Cause I've been dying for you girl To make love to me No qualms here.
After all, we wouldn't want you to die. Girl you make me feel real good We can do it 'til we both wake up Wait, what? Do it 'til we both wake up? Last we checked, the only thing you can really do until you wake up is sleep. It's become increasingly clear that this song is a big part of the reason sexual intercourse baffled us until well into the Clinton years.
Although that cigar stuff was confusing too. Are these guys really into having sex while standing? That's about as sexy -- and as logistically complicated -- as the birds and bees talk our mom had with us. Let me take off all your clothes Disconnect the phone so nobody knows Let me light a candle so we can make it better Makin' love until we drown Wait, why are you disconnecting the phone? Are you going to rape me?
And why would that prohibit anyone from knowing, anyway? And, speaking of bodily harm, why are we talking about drowning? How much liquid does "sexing up" produce? Girl, just make me feel so good I just wanna - I just wanna lookatchu Don't say anything at all Just lay back Enjoy the ride Yeahhhhhhh That's one creepy spoken interlude. Um, is that a threat? Oh, and if we lay back, we're not riding anything; you are. Don't be shy girl, get with me If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters.