Not the earth-shattering moment smutty fanfics you read as a kid described, but whatever. But then there are other moments. The moments that actually live up to the porn! Here are all the ins and outs looooool , from how to make a sexy and re-watchable sex tape, plus how to ensure you never get Kim'd — unless you want to, that is — straight from my camcorder to yours.
Only perform with your best positions Sex tapes aren't an everyday thing and you have the opportunity to become your own porn star for a night or day if you're brave. Stick to basic movements like missionary, doggy-style, and maybe throw in one butt-churner to spice things up — but only a little!
Sure, you could edit it later on, but the whole point of a sex tape is to make it look natural. Babe spoke to a girl in our office who's chosen to remain anonymous, and filmed three different sex tapes with two different people. What could be hotter than putting y'all's mouths where they typically don't belong? Our source advised that oral is one of the easiest kinds of performances for a sex tape because it doesn't involve contorting your body into any weird positions.
Plus, you have the incredible added bonus of filming it POV-style. Your co-star should be someone who would take a LITERAL bullet for you Our anonymous babe source gave us the key to making sure you and your titties don't get doxxed: Sad as it may be, the reality is that men's leaked nudes and tapes don't ruin lives like they do women's.
Think of one guy who was affected by The Fappening , go ahead. If you don't trust that your shorty would die for you, don't even think about hitting the record button. Your two 2 closest friends should be the entities on earth that know the tape exists Don't write it in a diary. Don't even fucking think about Snapping it. You can tell exactly two of your nearest and dearest, and even that must be done only in person.
No paper trail, bitch! Look, I know you'd rather die never have sex again than not reveal to your squad the kind of cinematography you're getting into, but you better gain the ability to recognize the real from the fake — you'll regret sharing it with them if there's a snake in your wake. Honestly, though, consider not telling anyone. My dad used to say that once one person knows, it's no longer a secret.
Think about if you happen to get wildly rich and famous someday and The Shade Room puts a bounty on your bare ass. Would your friends sell you out? If you don't know how the Cloud works does anyone, really? You're better off doing it the old school 90's way and invest in a VHS camera yes, I'm serious along with a tape player in order to watch it. Even if someone you know get ahold of it, the chances of them having the ancient tech to view it is highly unlikely.
Fuck it, film it on Super 8 film! Better safe than sorry.