There are many different theories to how this near-almighty God of Crud and Flame came to be. The said brother then disappeared into the Lifestream and underwent a multitude of changes before finally re-emerging from Capetown, South Africa, as a large demon.
However, recent findings have discovered that this theory, in fact, is a lie, and so will not be included in this article. Second theory Edit Another theory, seemingly crafted by the early Malariasians, state that Ifrit was the child of Bru Slee and Chaku Norito, who were also ancient Malariasian gods. How these two original gods came into existence, it is not known, save by the gods themselves.
Consequentially she slit her wrists because the majority of Malariasian people were emo. See Malariasian and the spirit of hate that lingered on fused with a couple of pyreflies and formed the two gods that formed Ifrit by their copulation. Didn't you all just find that anti-climactic? Ifritians Edit The Ifritians are a group of followers who worship this god of fire, bad democracy, crud, and bihomophobosexual attitudes. They are often said to be often involved in forms of terrorism and self-induced pleasure neither of which can be confirmed nor denied; though many suspect cheese and the followers of this cult can often be recognized by the fact that they wear top clothing labels, seem to rap a lot, and engage in a lifestyle of promiscuous sex.
They also label themselves as Gangstas and are based around the ghetto. The following was started by a rogue group of Jenova's Witnesses , who branched off and decided Ifrit would totally pwn Sephiroth.
Sephiroth proved this to be wrong, however, as a war between the two gods sparked off, and Sephiroth totally pwnt Ifrit with his sword. A few have put the rise in Ifritianism down to an increase in the use of cards as a game, rather than a deadly battle, of which the loser gets sent to the Michael Jackson's Neverland.
Physiology of Ifrit Edit What does physiology mean, again? He enjoys drinks of high alcoholic content, which is what he uses to fuel his large gaseous flames that Final Fantasy fanatics call the ' Hellfire ' technique.
A justly given name, for 'they who art exposed to flame of such evil beast shall surely know hell Of course, only the Goddess of thieves can do this. Her name is Yuffie Kisaragi , who, as a sidejob, works as a crackwhore for Ifrit's pimping pleasure. Many Asian men and geeky Final Fantasy addicts have experienced the vast, immoral pleasure that Yuffie provides.
All who pay Yuffie have been deceived - for Ifrit plans to come to you in the dead of the night, rape you and take your soul, which will be absorbed by he fire demon in order to further his libido. Ifrit in the Media Edit Ifrit has often been used to promote places as travel destinations such as Tonga , London, Hell, Fiji, the Solomon Islands, America, Hell [which could possibly be the same thing as America], the Myspace community, as well as Shiva's buttcheeks.
Its a really god ski resort for those who prefer gentle slopes. For advanced skiers, we recommend that you visit Tifa's breasts. More challenging, steeper, and undoubtedly much larger slopes. Ifrit as also appeared in several movies. His most recent appearance was in the movie Edward Scissorhands, disguised as themuch loved emo Johnny Depp.