Join Jordan and Chris as they, in turn, join middle-school girl Usagi Tsukino as she meets a talking cat with a bandaid on her head and learns of the grand destiny that awaits her! No guest this week, but instead, learn why two strapping young lads like our hosts became so enamored of a cartoon made for school girls! Chris drops his very first F-Bomb of the podcast, and Jordan struggles to contain his hatred of psychics! As an in-depth look at the second episode of Sailor Moon, this episode will punish you with goodness!
This time, a radio show called "Midnight Zero" becomes the most popular thing amongst love-lorn ladies Thankfully, we're joined by glamorous Sailor Moon super-fan Betty Felon , who helps us navigate the troubles that arise from a body-shaming talking cat, over-excersizing, and binging on pork buns Once again joined by Betty Felon , we discuss cat kitting, cute licking, brother slapping, and the sad and lonely death of the cutest stray dog in the world.
Episode - Ostensibly Cute Episode - A Waltz for Akiko Yet another episode not originally brought over to the United States--presumably because US kids would not be sophisticated enough to appreciate jazz music.
We're joined by comic book editor and cat fan Jeanine Schaefer to discuss smooth jazz, hot musicians, and how to blow off creepers who give you damp flowers on your birthday. Obviously, being super-stars is something we at Sailor Business are intimately familiar with Jeanine Schaefer joins us once again to talk fanfic, glass slippers, thought circuits, and, of course Or could it be that the girl who looks just like the blue Sailor Scout in the intro of the show might really be an ally of some sort?
That's right--this week, we get to the introduction of Sailor Mercury, and we've brought Dr. Devon White Jordan's wife along for the ride! Join us, and learn the true secret of how to be good at video games! Once you've all stocked up on clocks, join us and Dr. Who tied a clock to Luna's back? What makes Usagi the prefect scout? What is a "double Archie"? Find out this episode! The episode everyone's been waiting for From that introduction, there can be no doubt in your mind who I mean Oh, and Sailor Mars joins the team.
Episode - Mars Attacks! We're up to three Sailor Senshi on our team, so what better way to celebrate than to go to a theme park where 50 people have gone missing! New member, Sailor Mars, continues to be unecessarily mean to our beloved Sailor Moon, but once again, we've got Betty Felon to come to her defense! Aren't you a little old to belistening to a cartoon podcast? Usagi wants to go on a romantic cruise, but guess what?
It's a negaverse plot. And even worse for her is her friend Rei. This time, Donna Dickens from Hitfix joins Jordan and Chris to horrify them with true stories of teenaged girls' behavior. Come sail away with us!
Not only is it the last Jadeite episode of Sailor Moon, it's also a big Mamoru-jerk episode! And let em tell you, if you're afraid of airplanes--specificially of being run over by them as they drive along on the groud--then this is a real scary one! As our new villain, Nephrite, points out Jordan and Chris are joined this week by Rocket Girl artist Amy Reeder , with whom they discuss revolutionary new techniques in tennis, differing philosophies in energy collection, and patterns for Sailor Moon Sweaters.
Follow the bouncing ball! Episode - She's Playing So Angry! Episode - 50 Shades of Tuxedo Mask What's this? Sailor Business's two most hated characters are That's right--Rei and Mamoru begin their romance this episode I know, I know--it's all so unbelieveable, you have to join Jordan and cartoonist Katie Skelly to listen and hear it for yourself!
That's right--this time, the scouts are wedding crazy in a somewhat non-feminist way, and we've got cartoonist Katie Skelly back again to watch along! Thankfully, we are joined by the terrific author Karen Healey to sift through the nonsense! Join us, won't you?
It turns out, almost everyone That's right--the creepy dolls are not the threat this week, they're just there to up the stakes for aneight-year-old's love story. Jordan and Chris are again joined by terrific author Karen Healey to wade into Shingo's romance After months of discussing her works, Jordan and Chris are finally joined by the author of the Sailor Moon novelizations, Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly! And if that isn't exciting enough, the episode she's joins them for is particularly bananas--featuing Nephrite's evil scheme to impersonate Tuxedo Mask and break hearts!
The scouts are on summer break and decide to take a taining trip to the beach! And end up in a haunted hotel. Don't worry, Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly and writer of the Sailor Moon english novelizations is here to help Jordan and Chris make sense of this mess!
Plus--a creepy psychic girl! This has it ALL! Episode - Pension Adams Backdoor Pilot Episode - Limited Edition Magic Pencil For fans of meta not to be confused with fans of metal also not to beconfused with meta-fans, who would, themselves, be doing their fanning in a meta-way this is the episode for you! That's right--it's an anime about making anime, and Chris and Jordan brought in animator Brianne Drouhard to watch it with them! Listen along and learn how to put love in Sailor V's hips!
Episode - Limited Edition Magic Pencil Episode - Foxiest Femme Around We've discussed this episode a few times before on the show, but now it's finally here--the notorious Princess's Ball episode. Chris and Jordan discuss it in all its teen-creeping, parasol-sailing, juice-swigging, out-making glory alongside animator Brianne Drouhard! Come along and solve the final mystery of the century with the Princess of Ivanovich and Countess Popover!
First up, how can Usagi tell her bestie she has a crush on an evil mineral man from under the ground? Thankfully, Jordan and Chris are re-joined by writer Karen Healey to work it all out!
They'll solve this, right? I am thinking "Narite"? Anyway, everything BUT that will be discussed with writer Karen Healey and put to be once and for all this week! Plus, the negaverse has a whole new objective for Jordan, Chris, and special guest Laura Hudson to discuss! This one has it all--from sexism to erased butts! We'll see what special guest Laura Hudson thinks about it Is that not the most adorable image of her ever created?
Doesn't it make you want to snap surprise pics of your S. You know it does. Episode - Horrible Future Episode - Looks Like a Rope to Me This episode, like so many incidents in all of our lives, revolves around the sudden popularity of a local painter.
She must be gorgeous--that's how painting works, right? No worries--Jordan and Chris have Kat Murphy of the One Shot Podcast with them again to make sure they understand things--including some legit expertise on Magical Girls! Episode - Look Like a Rope to Me Episode - 10, Volts of Heartbreak Power Looking for Boyfriends After a week off, we're back with a terrific episode spotlighting one of the show's side characters--Chris's fave love interest, Motoki!
This time, the indigo crystal of the Roy G. Biv Crystals is inside none other than Rae's Grampa, leading to some amazing discoveries about Sailor Mars! Thankfully, Chris and Jordan are joined once more by cartoonist Catie Donnelly as they uncover the truth about Usagi and Rae's friendship! Episode - Reasonably Disrespectful Episode - Meowfresh! This actually might be the real-life, for serious, best episode of Sailor Moon.
We're not one hundred percent sure just yet Not just because it's an episode that focuses on Luna. Not just because it's Zoicite's greatest challenge yet. Not just for Makoto's Ami-ogling. It's all of it blended together into Episode - Meowfresh!
Can she withstand his Redman Leg Attack? Thankfully, there is another champion of love and justice on her side Jordan and Chris are joined once again by Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press to decide who is the victim in the Molvin romance! Episode - Dark Kingdom Picture Day Episode - Cape Boy The moment you've been waiting for for 33 episodes--the moment when we get all five inner Senshi together finally happens Let's get ready for Sailor Venus to arrive!
Chris and Jordan happily welcome Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back to the show for part one of a run of status quo changing episodes! This is it--the bid episode of reveals! If there's a secret in this show, there is a good chance it gets revealed this very episode! Yes--the Legendary Silver Crystal makes it's appearance this episode! Yes--Sailor Moon reveals herself! Yes--Tuxedo Mask reveals himself! Yes--love blossoms, despite Chris's vehement denials!