I stabbed a man in the heart Ron Burgundy: Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder. You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney. I'm kind of a big deal.
Ron why did you say that? You were my hero Ron!!! And you come out and. Garth, If I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the Pain? I hate you Ron Burgundy!!! Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them? Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it? I love lamp, I love lamp. I'm in a glass case of emotion Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.
Go fuck yourself San Diego Ron Burgundy: It's so hot drinks milk Milk was a bad choice. Milk was a bad choice. They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time. I hear that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstration. Brick are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited? I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
Sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. By the beard of Zeus! Why don't you go back to your home on whore island? Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. I look like hell! Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact! Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade? Whale's vagina Ron Burgundy: I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes I do have a nickname for my penis.
It's called "The Octogon". It's called 'The Octogon'. Bears can smell the menstruation! They've done studies, you know. You are a smelly pirate hooker! I will smash your face into a car windshield, then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a delicious seafood dinner and then never call her again!
I ate a big red candle Ron Burgundy: I ate a big red candle. Hey, where'd you get those clothes, the toilet store? It's so damn hot Ok before we start. Lets go over the ground-rules No touching of the hair or face Okay before we start. Great Knights of Columbus that hurt!!! Great Knights of Columbus that hurt! Talking to Baxter You ate a whole wheel of cheese?!?! I'm not even angry. I'm actually quite impressed.
About Sex Panther They've done studies you know. That doesn't make sense. I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish Hey it's Papa Burgandy!! Corningstone is fair game. Hey it's Papa Burgundy! I'm not a baby! Where'd you get your clothes You stay classy, San Diego. Take me to Pleasure Town. You are a smelly pirate hooker. Don't act like you're not impressed. I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
I mean really good. Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie.
Go fuck yourself, San Diego. It always goes down smooth! Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive.
So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it. Oh, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. No, she gets a special cologne It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. It's illegal in nine countries. I'm in a glass case of emotion! A doctor will tell me that I have an I. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.