Louise So he was a real talker. We had been talking for months and he had been telling me all about how amazing he is in bed and how I was in for a real treat. I should have known that guys who say shit like that are rarely telling the truth.
So, after much anticipation, I invite him round for the evening. When it came down to it, all I did was touch him with his boxers still on, may I add and he came straight away. He was so embarrassed he actually cried. After comforting him for an hour or so, he went home with his head hung. We never saw each other again. I decided to head to the bathroom completely starkers anyhow, only to walk straight into his mum on the landing! We stood for a few seconds in agonising silence, before I ran back into his room.
I still cringe thinking about it. In the end I had to text my flatmate to come knock on my door saying my parents were outside and got rid of him. Lottie Okay so I went home with this guy and he was drunkenly begging me to stay over so he could make me breakfast in the morning.
Anyway, it got to 8am when I woke up and I just thought fuck it and started getting ready to leave. I put on my tiny dress from the night before and my heels and set off to walk home. My first one could not have gone any worse. The night started with me sober and after a cheeky double vodka Coke or twelve, I was completely legless. To take the night further, we thought it would be an absolutely fabulous idea to have shower sex. Long story short, the heat of the shower definitely went to my head, making me feel incredibly sick.
I dread to think of the clean up. Alexa I got really drunk and started dancing with this guy at the bar. He was walking me home on campus and he told me he knew how to get on the roof of one of the buildings and drunk me thought that was a good idea. We got into the building and the door to the roof was locked which in retrospect, he probably knew and we had sex in the stairwell of a building on campus. It was a good night. I must have literally picked him up in the street.
He text me a lot after but I just ignored them. Becky I got talking to this guy for about 5 minutes, he was pretty ugly, then he asked if I wanted to go so I said yes and took his hand, we walked back to his house and started making out. I got fed up and yelled at him and left. Rachel After fancying my flatmate for weeks, I finally pulled him a club and we made our way back to ours to do the deed. As we were both absolutely steaming, we proceeded to have sex loudly on our kitchen table.
Half-way through the act, our most shyest and awkward flatmate stumbled in on us mid doggy position.