Email Thanksgiving has passed and you now have less than a month to redeem yourself for your holiday debauchery before Christmas. Santa saw that you had a few too many glasses of spiked cider, and got into an argument with your uncle over gun control -- again.
We think you stand a chance, but some people -- and hotels, for that matter -- will always wind up on the naughty list; at least the positive is, they rarely seem to care. We might be in need of some redemption as well after all, we visit every hotel on our site, including these , but to make ourselves feel better, we made a list of the 13 naughtiest hotels in the world. Let's just say, they're definitely getting coal. The 40 dank rooms, with their barred windows, moldy ceilings, and mismatched furniture, complete the look, along with two dirty pools.
The experience starts with guests selecting their room type, checking in with the man behind bulletproof glass, and walking past the vending machine stocked with condoms and sex toys. The hotel isn't nearly as flat-out dirty as one might expect, but it's hard to spend time there and leave without feeling slightly violated.
Unless, of course, you're in town to participate in the sex tourism industry. This racy all-inclusive draws open-minded heterosexual couples of all ages and nationalities with a large outdoor whirlpool with adult-oriented entertainment, a room for private and group sex games, a spa offering regular and sensual body treatments, and services such as couples' erotic photo shoots.
Everything is allowed here as long as it is not offensive to others, and there is a strict "no means no" policy to ensure everyone feels comfortable. Just note that most rooms are worn and have basic amenities. Since the publishing of this story, Spice Lanzarote has closed. This is a place only for those interested in a raucous vacation sex is allowed in some public spaces, such as the whirlpool area and the Sin Room -- but as a four-pearl resort, it offers a wide array of amenities: Rooms at Desire are contemporary and well-equipped, but are smaller than those at most other Riviera Maya resorts.
They all have spacious bathrooms and naughty decor, such as Kama Sutra-themed artwork. It draws a range of young and middle-aged couples strictly heterosexual looking for some adult fun in the sun. Take a closer look at the chairs in the photo above! Paintings and mirrors line the walls and even the ceilings throughout the hotel.
There's an eclectic mix of erotic art and reproductions of classics by Van Gogh, Da Vinci, and Rembrandt decorating the common areas and guest rooms. The hotel is aimed towards the sexually adventurous -- some room packages provide extras such as copies of the Kama Sutra and so-called Intimacy Love Kits, while porn stars regularly perform karaoke for guests, and the pool is topless.
The opulent and gothic decor includes red velvet and black leather furniture, candlelight, and marble. The room, mid-range property is tiny by Vegas standards, appealing to a niche market as a real party hotel with an erotic edge -- strictly for those 21 and over.
There's a medium-sized, outdoor pool with lush foliage, a hot tub, and a clothing-optional policy, as well as an on-site bar open till 4 a. Decor in the spa and various rooms veers towards the erotic, and Island House has a hour erotic video lounge for guests' use. For guests looking to explore, the hotel offers gay nude sailing trips to nearby reefs, gay snorkeling outings, and trips to secluded beaches.
In the bottom left corner, is that..? Yes, yes it is. In fact, Hotel Amour is replete with phallic and nude-y paraphernalia. The hotel's design was inspired by the Japanese model of love hotels, and the owners have invested a tidy sum of money in developing the concept; for example, they hired the services of well-known fashion designer Chantal Thomass to design certain rooms, like the one shown above, that are sure to get guests in the mood for "amour.
Open since , there are clearly some parts of the property that could use an update. There are two swimming pools no swimwear in the pool , and the poolside bar, Cheeks, offers both indoor and outdoor seating on plastic patio furniture.
Throughout the year, the hotel hosts special events such as Parrot Head festival, Nude Palooza, family-friendly weekends, luaus, and more. Guests can opt to stay in the hotel rooms and villas, or camp out on the grounds in tents or in their RVs. And it looks like some guests certainly have. The property's Cellar Bar is also a popular spot for debauchery with low lighting, scantily-clad waitresses and dancers, and a rowdy after-work crowd.
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