New York City can be a terrifying place. But nothing is more frightening in the prospect running into an ex before you leave and have your morning coffee. I've got to work on that. What's new with you? I guess that means you didn't get the invitation yet. I'm opening up my own bar. And as soon as next Saturday. I'd really love it if you would come. Right in front of me. How can you have had an emotional mini-drama already? No way I'm going to his opening, right? Do you think I should go?
Let me think for a second. What really pisses me off is it was my idea. I am the one who told him to open his own bar at the first place. But do I get any credit? Maybe you inspired him.
Maybe he named the bar Miranda's or Hobbes Nob. He named the bar Scout, Carrie, after his dog. I'm not going to that. You have to go. You guys are friends now. That's what friends do. That means you have to go with me?
That's what friends are for. How did this happen? Why are they even friends? According to Steve's girlfriend, Jessica, who answered his phone when he was in shower this morning I love how you say Jessica like allegedly that's her name.
It's a big party. Probably you won't see him. It is not a party. It's a parade of our failed relationships. Next you're gonna tell me that my junior prom date is the barback. I think it's good Aidan invited you. It means he wants to be friends. I don't know what it means. You see, Samantha's my friend. I'm going with Samantha and her lesbian lover, and I am proud. Let's not invite Maria. I could use a night away from the old ball and chain. All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.
I think they call that a relationship. I don't know how you people do it. All that emotional chow-chow. That night Samantha was determined to get Maria out of the tub and out on the town. I just thought it would be fun to take our relationship out on dry land for a change. Besides, what's the fun of getting clean if you can't get dirty first? What's it gonna be?
Brian makes the most dangerous Mojitos in the city. Two Mojitos coming up. What are you doing in town? Just a few weeks. What are you doing Saturday? How about a late run? What is this late run? I didn't know we had plans on Saturday.
I already promise the girls I'm going with them. Since you don't really like to go out, I just thought Here you go, ladies. I get off at 4: Samantha had to face her past and Charlotte was facing her future.
Now that Trey had no problem getting hard in the bedroom, she saw no reason why their bed should be. What are you doing here? When Trey told me you two were buying a new bed, I insisted he let me help. I picked the one he has now, didn't you know? Still at the hospital, I expect. We'll find a mattress to fit the frame. We were hoping to find a bed that was a little bigger and less hard. My dear, I'm a firm believer in firm mattresses.
The perfect dust ruffle. Five-pleat, gusseted duster with a foot drop. I have one just like it. Actually, Bunny, most of the newer beds don't even need dust ruffles.
My dear child, you cannot not have a dust ruffle. Hello, my darling girls. I see you've started without me, mother. You must get in and feel this. This is comfy, isn't it? Charlotte, you really must try this. Whatever you say, Mother. You hear it too, Fatty? There were weird noises last night right above me. The cat heard it, too. If the cat heard it That's not a ghost. That's some weird neighbour's nocturnal, what have you.
That's what I thought at first, but this morning the super let me in upstairs and there's no one living there. The place is completely empty. I know it sounds crazy, but last night I could feel it. My grandmother had a ghost. Finally she had to tell it to leave. Confront the ghost, acknowledge its presense, release it. I've been living there for two years. When I lived alone, I felt scared all the time. Now I'm back with Trey, I feel safe. What do you say? I have a ghost because I'm single?
New York is definitely haunted.