The HBI store is now closed, but we have loads of BeanBitches that can be donated to your nonprofit for the cost of shipping The herd needs culling I have better things to do then entertain a full grown man when I'm not getting paid for it. Do you think it's vagina envy? I always get such a kick from the look on guys faces when you are in the tool section or near the fishing supplies. Well nothing beats the automotive section - they look at you like, "what are you doing here?
When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. Everything else is a choice with consequences - including breathing. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so Bitchy all the time.
In all seriousness though, what a hideous lust object to mythologize. Hey, I'm all for getting in touch with the "inner goddess" by pole dancing you're way to "new you", but you can't get lobster thermidore out of a can of tuna. Its about working hard for what you want, and knowing when to stand up for what you deserve. Its not about demoralizing others; its about self-empowerment. Its not about being arrogant; its about displaying your confidence and intellect as a badge of pride. Its not asserting any inherent superiority or self-entitlement, but recognizing your own self-worth and value.
I've offered on several occasions to hold a guy's jockstrap while he tries to figure out where to stick the tampon I've just handed him. I've never been in Bloomingdale's. I refuse to talk on the phone and drive. I'm one of the happiest women I know. I have heard real drama as it unfolds.
Your piddly assed problem does not compare real tragedy. Here is a straw, suck it up and move along. It just makes you an asshole. So spare me the pat on your own back. It's just a simple as wiping your ass after you shit, I'm not going to congratulate you for having decency and common sense. But I'm a female - so the world calls me a Bitch. You don't keep going back and tasting the milk to see if it's better; why do you think that if you give him enough chances, he'll magically become a nice guy?
My brain, my spine, and my guts. Women, regardless of age, should have an intellectual curiosity that goes beyond wondering if their shoes match their purse.
Have you considered abortion? Those days are over. Girls, you are not useless. What I do NOT get called is pushover, stupid, sweetheart, dear or doormat.
Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses. Statistically speaking Law Enforcement attracts a certain kind of male personality. And the type of female it attracts? We keep it in the canine family. You cannot make any useful contributions in life unless you do that.
And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Clearly this guy thinks he's hot shit on a stick with rice. I do agree with the shit part, though, and I definitely have my suspicions about that stick. You can't give in to that motherly urge to smother 'em all in their sleep. In this business it would just mean more work for you the next day. Perhaps he has a fondness for using santorum as a hair-grooming product. Somewhere along the way, therapists forgot to teach their patients that the 'right to have your feelings' does not mean the right to act like a raging asshole.
What made you think choosing the path of self-determination was going to be the easy one? This is going to be painful for you. It isn't all spewing poisoned pen notes about your victimized past, sure THAT is easy. What's hard is building a life, and changing yourself. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there's a wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked.
Forget viagra boys, just get a spine and that's all the erectile help you'll need. Try to get them working in tandem for a change. It's a woman with her finger on the button who isn't getting laid. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass. You only want the satisfaction of being through with us first, that's all. So far I've had the good fortune of beating you to it.
So I am heartless. Actually a job is better for me. Because of that they act like they don't care and like machos - because they are too fragile inside. They're scared of confrontation and afraid of so many things.
In my religion, martyrs die. They do what is convenient, then repent. I can and I will, but not because I must or I should! As long as they continue to act like women are a separate species and, thus, not relate to us as HUMAN BEINGS, they'll continue to alienate the majority of us on sight or send those unfortunate souls who actually date them Bleh! They were conspiratorial and brought all their fuck-ups to the table for everyone to enjoy. Undercover Bitches were competitive: They thought women took against each other because they were jealous.
But sexy, confident Johnny has the guts to ask me out; and that really makes all the difference. The size of a man's penis is unimportant. What matters is how big his balls are. Obviously it was necessary, but it wasn't exactly difficult. Even cats managed it. But women acted as if they'd been given a medal that entitled them to boss people around. It was as if, just because they'd got the label which said "mother," everyone else got a tiny part of the label that said "child" That is what feminine socialization wants you to believe!
Life without judgment is worthless. Recipe for wasted time: There's a subject for an essay right there. And remember, spines DO bend and move. Don't confuse having an iron rod stuck up your ass with having a spine. And stars don't care what you wish, and magic don't make things better, and no one doesn't get burned who sticks their hand in a fire.
If you want to amount to anything as a witch, Magrat Garlick, you got to learn three things. What's real, what's not real, and what's the difference. You're here under the assumption that you have half a brain and opposable thumbs.
Step up to the plate and fucking prove there's more to you than that and quit whining or get used to having a thin coat of barbeque sauce on your ass. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. Difficult being their word for everything that's not them. You know what that leads to?! And you know what THAT means: God knows, you don't want your kids getting into THAT. I think I threatened him. And I think it threatens a lot of people when you are angry but even more so when you have a good reason for it.
One who is more married to a house than to the man she once thought it was all about. Sail out to sea and do new things. Grace Murray Hopper "You're sweet, and you're young; neither are traits that I hold in high regard. It's never your fault.