Your punny sense of humor is dying to go with a funny Halloween costume , but another part of you wants to look sexy. Could this pair any more perfectly than with a Life Aquatic group costume? Talk about a throwback to the classic ads.
Surprisingly, there are tons of variations of the Star Wars villain. Some sexy, some not so much. This one falls squarely into the former category. The Vader mask adds a hint of mystery, no?
Salty can be sexy, right? The thing is, your S. We say go for it. Are we missing something? And so we meet again, Rosie. Those ears are dope. People will definitely see those magic green boots from a mile away, though. Just like that, all those sweet childhood memories turned to garbage.
The pointed hood and the red thigh-highs definitely qualify this get-up for the funny-sexy category. If anyone is rude, you can give them the silent treatment and stay in character.
This sexy-scary-nostalgic-silly costume totally nails it. This costume takes the prize for weirdest of the funny-sexy costume collection. Give Ash something to chase after, if you know what we mean. And yet, this is somehow leaning more towards the odd side of things. The only crime this costume commits is making dirty linens look intriguing. With the Olympics just wrapping up, what could be a more perfect theme for this Halloween? Let us be heard: Forget the food, this costume is the new late-night staple.
Plus, that crust acts as a nice head rest after a long night of looking delicious. Although this does feel slightly blasphemous. Yes, someone went there. First of all, watermelon in October?! They do say that carrots are good for your eyes… so go ahead. This costume officially makes naughty Mickey our new favorite mouse.
Our only question is: Second, this costume is really, really weird. Is that hair on her chest? Olaf, is that you? This is hilarious… and yet… somehow still sexy… Hmm. Your worst nightmares have officially come true. Oh, wait… on second thought, maybe this is your worst nightmare come to life. We never thought a yellow BBQ food could look quite this delicious off the grill. Meet a stick of butter on October 31 and consider it a match made in heaven.
And yes, we will be wearing those pinchers through the whole meal. We have no doubt that you will indeed create a lot of BUZZ when you show up in the party to this. The smelliest roadkill on all the highways and byways just got an upgrade. With the right perfume choice, the power is yours to break all stereotypes… but remember: Smelly is not sexy. Show us on Pinterest!