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Moammar Morris "Moe" Szyslak pronounced "siz-lack" , also known as Moe the Bartender born November 24, , is the proprietor and bartender of " Moe's Tavern ", a Springfield bar frequented by Homer and his friends.

He has once stated that he moved to Springfield from the Netherlands. He is 54 years old. Moe is portrayed as often irritable and rude to all except his bar friends Homer, Lenny , Carl , and Barney. His easy-to-lose harsh temper usually turns down women and finding a girlfriend for Moe has therefore been a running joke, from indulged sexual abstinence to unsuccessful suicide attempts to dating generally rejected women.

However, contrary to his personality, Moe has been seen helping others in need. These include saving marooned school children, giving food to a famished village, and saving people from a rampaging flood. He is sometimes shown in a love pyramid with Homer, Marge , Ned , and himself. Contents [ show ] Biography Moe Szyslak was born on November 24, He either illegally immigrated to the United States from the Netherlands [1] he reveals his Dutch heritage in " Bart-Mangled Banner " or was born in Indiana.

He used to have an Italian accent [2] , hinting at Italian heritage, though a police background check run by Homer reveals his real first name to be Moammar [3]. In a more recent episode, Moe states that his birth was the result of a "Voodoo Curse" that had been placed on his mother that after five years of gestation he popped out backwards and on fire.

However, he has a New York accent and Szyslak is a Polish name. It is revealed in the episode " King Leer " that Moe had a strained relationship with his father as a result of his past, in which his father ran a series of mattress stores along with him, his sister and brother against a rival competition chain.

The strain resulted when he was asked to put bed bugs on the rival's mattress' but refused to go through with it after seeing a picture of the rival chain owners family, only for the rival to go through with putting bedbugs on his father's mattress store, thus closing a series of stores and creating the distant strained relationship with his father and siblings. Moe's Tavern As a child, he played the part of "Smelly", a tough kid, on The Little Rascals until he killed Alfalfa or rather, an orphan portraying as him in a fit of rage for stealing his bit and was fired.

At some unspecified time during his childhood, his parents dropped him off at summer camp, never to return, leaving Camp See-a-Tree as the closest he could call a home. Moe becomes a victim of prank calls when young Marge calls the boys' camp and requests "Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar", Homer 's alias. An angry Moe hangs up, turns to the camera and says, "And, uh, that's the origin of that".

Moe has stolen many things, perhaps most prominently a bag of gold Aztec coins from a young, aspiring Snake , turning the latter to a life of crime. According to Moe, his boxing career ended because of politics, and because he was knocked out 40 times in a row. Moe's ugliness got him rejected for a role on the soap opera "It Never Ends". Later plastic surgery nailed him the role before his face was damaged to its original appearance.

His current appearance has been described as consisting of "cauliflower ear, lizard lips, little rat eyes, caveman brow and fish snout". After attending bartending school at Swigmore University a play on Swarthmore College , Moe opened his own drinking establishment, although often operating on expired, out-of-state, or forged liquor licenses.

As an aside, it was revealed that Moe started a cult. He also dabbled in Satanism, but was asked to leave. Moe discovered a knack for judging competitions rather harshly , leading him to a place on American Idol.

In a previous episode he said he does many activites but judging isn't one of them. During Trappuccino , he claimed he was the emperor of Springfield. Personality Moe answers a prank call from Bart Moe is characterized by a short, violent temper particularly aiming a makeshift shotgun at customers , a somewhat low self esteem coupled with homicidal and suicidal tendencies and a proclivity towards obsessive behaviors.

He has an annual Christmas tradition of attempted suicide, but his attempts are comically unsuccessful landing on a hot-air balloon after jumping out of a plane, for example. He has called the suicide hotline so many times that they have blocked his number.

Although he has a violent temper and homicidal tendencies, there were instances where even he did not approve of violent depictions.

This was most especially evident when he saw the Mel Gibson -starring remake Mr. Smith Goes to Washington , where he flatly said "Well, that was disgusting! Moe is especially bitter, keeping an enemies list nearly identical to that of Richard Nixon, with the addition of Barney the latter simply because he pointed out that it was plagiarized by Nixon's list.

He has assumed a leading role in many of Springfield's angry mobs including, at times, starting mob riots for the sake of doing so , and kidnapping Talking Heads vocalist David Byrne.

He has also engaged in bizarre behavior, such as shooting at Carl , robbing Homer of expensive pants, keeping Hans Moleman under his bars in a subterranean torture chamber, perpetrating insurance fraud, and stalking various townspeople.

This behavior is further exhibited when he becomes the self-proclaimed Emperor of Springfield when the town is trapped in a dome. He once implies that he probably wouldn't continue to be suicidal if Reverend Lovejoy had told him that he had much to live for. He also was shown to be notoriously cheap to his customers, as he drove away designated drivers from his bar on Saint Patrick's Day claiming he has "no time for cheapskates" due to it being the biggest drinking day of the year, and once told Homer when giving him a beer while the latter was awaiting quadruple heart surgery that it wasn't a free beer.

In fact, the one time he DID give anyone, let alone Homer, a free beer, was when he was intimidated by Homer's Zorro-esque actions regarding challenging someone to a duel after thwarting an attack at a movie theater he saw a Zorro film at. Nevertheless, Moe has had a number of romantic experiences, including sleeping with his waitress Colette [8] , dating a woman named Renee , and enjoying the company of many women after he had plastic surgery to correct his ugly appearance.

He has long been infatuated with Homer's wife Marge whom he often refers to as Midge and has on occasion professed his love for her and tried to win her away from Homer. His infatuation with Marge was intense enough to enter stalker territory, where he apparently bugged the Simpsons home to overhear Marge unaware that he himself was being monitored by the FBI for this, which according to them, each of his statements would "add another year to the slammer" presumably referring to what Moe's prison sentence length would be if he were to be caught and brought to charge for it.

Regarding his sex offender status, he also once told Brockman when asked if he is a registered voter that he was a "registered Moe has also proposed marriage to a WNBA mascot, even knowing that the character inside the mascot is Gil Gunderson [12]. He dated a woman named Maya whom he met on the internet and is shocked when she turns out to be a little person.

He is initially afraid to introduce her to people and he proposes eventually. She almost accepts but he keeps making inappropriate jokes about her height. He even went as far as to arrange a surgical procedure so that he was the same height as Maya but he never went ahead with the operation.

He has a cat named Mr. Snookums , of whom he is very fond. Moe is also kind towards the rats that live in his bar. On Wednesday nights, he reads to the homeless in a local soup kitchen and he also reads to sick children at the hospital every Wednesday night.

Until it was destroyed, Moe had a fondness for a jar of pickled eggs. He saved the owner of King Toot's music store and his wife from a flaming car. Moe has expressed distaste of cruelty towards animals.

He saved the life of Maggie Simpson ironically at a time that he was about to jump from a bridge and took efforts to protect her [15].

Moe engaged in charity work in South America or Africa, using a flying fan to fight forest fires and deliver medical supplies to people devastated by floods. Moe has knowledge of automobiles and dancing.

Also, in the middle of the baseball game, he run naked on a field in front of everyone to help Bart and gain another try for him to catch a ball. When Moe noticed that Homer , Apu and Timothy Lovejoy had relationship problems with their wives, Moe fake-threatened to run away with one of them, in hopes that the men would appreciate their wives.

It is also implied in the same event that he had gotten into enough trouble with saying several things that were worded in a way that sounded worse than intended to have to neurotically state it's not what he meant, as when calling Apu about one of his kids being left at the bar, he ended up having to repeatedly make very clear after relaying the message on Apu's voice mail that it was not a kidnapping ransom or kidnapping threat.

Club that was stranded on an island, but exactly how he did it is unknown. Moe has been implied to be an illegal immigrant at least twice in the series.

When asked to listen to his inner child at a self-help seminar hosted by Brad Goodman , a younger Moe appears, telling older Moe, "what's-a matter, Moe? You no longer speak in your accent no more" in an Italian accent and to this realisation Moe proclaims "mamma mia!

The second time was during Proposition 24 where Moe takes a citizenship test but wearing a false moustache [19]. Another implication to Moe's foreign descent is when Homer does a background check on his character and calls him Momar which causes him to become embarrassed [20].

However, this probably cannot be trusted as early in the season he is referred to as "Morris" by his bartender Colette.

He has shown to dabble with voodoo such as stabbing a miniature rag doll of Barney with a beer bottle to get him to drink again which can only be assumed how Moe gets all of his customers. He also practises Santeria, an Afro-Caribbean religion based on Yoruba beliefs and customs.

When Barney decided to go sober but ultimately returned to his bar, Moe silently thanked a shrine underneath his counter with a picture of Barney and a skull, claiming "Santeria, you're the greatest'. Aside from this he was a former Movementarian but left the cult when their religion was exposed as a fake and once claimed to worship a dog's bad dreams to his bowling team.

He also at some point believes that a snake-handling church is the true faith; in "Pray Anything", when he asks Elijah Hooper which of the true faiths he belongs to, he answers Hooper with "That's the wrong thing to say to a snake handler! Moe's Tavern Moe is the owner and, except for a few instances where temporary help is hired, the only employee of Moe's Tavern.

Moe is notoriously cheap with his customers, refusing to give them free drinks, or throwing them out when they are out of money and in one case, calling designated drivers "cheapskates" [21]. He encourages his customers to drink as much as possible to grow their tab. Moe removed games from the bar, noting that "people drink less when they're having fun".

He enthusiastically abandons his bar, its regular customers, and his friends when a better opportunity comes along, such as the drink " The Flaming Moe ", the opening of his postmodern bar "M" [23] , and the conversion of his bar into a family-themed restaurant called " Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag ". While Moe and his bar have gained occasional popularity, the phenomenon tends to be short-lived.

Moe is also part of "The Guys".

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Moammar Morris "Moe" Szyslak pronounced "siz-lack" , also known as Moe the Bartender born November 24, , is the proprietor and bartender of " Moe's Tavern ", a Springfield bar frequented by Homer and his friends. He has once stated that he moved to Springfield from the Netherlands. He is 54 years old. Moe is portrayed as often irritable and rude to all except his bar friends Homer, Lenny , Carl , and Barney. His easy-to-lose harsh temper usually turns down women and finding a girlfriend for Moe has therefore been a running joke, from indulged sexual abstinence to unsuccessful suicide attempts to dating generally rejected women.

However, contrary to his personality, Moe has been seen helping others in need. These include saving marooned school children, giving food to a famished village, and saving people from a rampaging flood. He is sometimes shown in a love pyramid with Homer, Marge , Ned , and himself. Contents [ show ] Biography Moe Szyslak was born on November 24, He either illegally immigrated to the United States from the Netherlands [1] he reveals his Dutch heritage in " Bart-Mangled Banner " or was born in Indiana.

He used to have an Italian accent [2] , hinting at Italian heritage, though a police background check run by Homer reveals his real first name to be Moammar [3].

In a more recent episode, Moe states that his birth was the result of a "Voodoo Curse" that had been placed on his mother that after five years of gestation he popped out backwards and on fire. However, he has a New York accent and Szyslak is a Polish name. It is revealed in the episode " King Leer " that Moe had a strained relationship with his father as a result of his past, in which his father ran a series of mattress stores along with him, his sister and brother against a rival competition chain.

The strain resulted when he was asked to put bed bugs on the rival's mattress' but refused to go through with it after seeing a picture of the rival chain owners family, only for the rival to go through with putting bedbugs on his father's mattress store, thus closing a series of stores and creating the distant strained relationship with his father and siblings.

Moe's Tavern As a child, he played the part of "Smelly", a tough kid, on The Little Rascals until he killed Alfalfa or rather, an orphan portraying as him in a fit of rage for stealing his bit and was fired. At some unspecified time during his childhood, his parents dropped him off at summer camp, never to return, leaving Camp See-a-Tree as the closest he could call a home. Moe becomes a victim of prank calls when young Marge calls the boys' camp and requests "Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar", Homer 's alias.

An angry Moe hangs up, turns to the camera and says, "And, uh, that's the origin of that". Moe has stolen many things, perhaps most prominently a bag of gold Aztec coins from a young, aspiring Snake , turning the latter to a life of crime.

According to Moe, his boxing career ended because of politics, and because he was knocked out 40 times in a row. Moe's ugliness got him rejected for a role on the soap opera "It Never Ends". Later plastic surgery nailed him the role before his face was damaged to its original appearance.

His current appearance has been described as consisting of "cauliflower ear, lizard lips, little rat eyes, caveman brow and fish snout". After attending bartending school at Swigmore University a play on Swarthmore College , Moe opened his own drinking establishment, although often operating on expired, out-of-state, or forged liquor licenses. As an aside, it was revealed that Moe started a cult.

He also dabbled in Satanism, but was asked to leave. Moe discovered a knack for judging competitions rather harshly , leading him to a place on American Idol.

In a previous episode he said he does many activites but judging isn't one of them. During Trappuccino , he claimed he was the emperor of Springfield. Personality Moe answers a prank call from Bart Moe is characterized by a short, violent temper particularly aiming a makeshift shotgun at customers , a somewhat low self esteem coupled with homicidal and suicidal tendencies and a proclivity towards obsessive behaviors.

He has an annual Christmas tradition of attempted suicide, but his attempts are comically unsuccessful landing on a hot-air balloon after jumping out of a plane, for example. He has called the suicide hotline so many times that they have blocked his number. Although he has a violent temper and homicidal tendencies, there were instances where even he did not approve of violent depictions.

This was most especially evident when he saw the Mel Gibson -starring remake Mr. Smith Goes to Washington , where he flatly said "Well, that was disgusting! Moe is especially bitter, keeping an enemies list nearly identical to that of Richard Nixon, with the addition of Barney the latter simply because he pointed out that it was plagiarized by Nixon's list. He has assumed a leading role in many of Springfield's angry mobs including, at times, starting mob riots for the sake of doing so , and kidnapping Talking Heads vocalist David Byrne.

He has also engaged in bizarre behavior, such as shooting at Carl , robbing Homer of expensive pants, keeping Hans Moleman under his bars in a subterranean torture chamber, perpetrating insurance fraud, and stalking various townspeople. This behavior is further exhibited when he becomes the self-proclaimed Emperor of Springfield when the town is trapped in a dome.

He once implies that he probably wouldn't continue to be suicidal if Reverend Lovejoy had told him that he had much to live for. He also was shown to be notoriously cheap to his customers, as he drove away designated drivers from his bar on Saint Patrick's Day claiming he has "no time for cheapskates" due to it being the biggest drinking day of the year, and once told Homer when giving him a beer while the latter was awaiting quadruple heart surgery that it wasn't a free beer.

In fact, the one time he DID give anyone, let alone Homer, a free beer, was when he was intimidated by Homer's Zorro-esque actions regarding challenging someone to a duel after thwarting an attack at a movie theater he saw a Zorro film at.

Nevertheless, Moe has had a number of romantic experiences, including sleeping with his waitress Colette [8] , dating a woman named Renee , and enjoying the company of many women after he had plastic surgery to correct his ugly appearance.

He has long been infatuated with Homer's wife Marge whom he often refers to as Midge and has on occasion professed his love for her and tried to win her away from Homer.

His infatuation with Marge was intense enough to enter stalker territory, where he apparently bugged the Simpsons home to overhear Marge unaware that he himself was being monitored by the FBI for this, which according to them, each of his statements would "add another year to the slammer" presumably referring to what Moe's prison sentence length would be if he were to be caught and brought to charge for it. Regarding his sex offender status, he also once told Brockman when asked if he is a registered voter that he was a "registered Moe has also proposed marriage to a WNBA mascot, even knowing that the character inside the mascot is Gil Gunderson [12].

He dated a woman named Maya whom he met on the internet and is shocked when she turns out to be a little person. He is initially afraid to introduce her to people and he proposes eventually. She almost accepts but he keeps making inappropriate jokes about her height. He even went as far as to arrange a surgical procedure so that he was the same height as Maya but he never went ahead with the operation.

He has a cat named Mr. Snookums , of whom he is very fond. Moe is also kind towards the rats that live in his bar. On Wednesday nights, he reads to the homeless in a local soup kitchen and he also reads to sick children at the hospital every Wednesday night. Until it was destroyed, Moe had a fondness for a jar of pickled eggs.

He saved the owner of King Toot's music store and his wife from a flaming car. Moe has expressed distaste of cruelty towards animals. He saved the life of Maggie Simpson ironically at a time that he was about to jump from a bridge and took efforts to protect her [15].

Moe engaged in charity work in South America or Africa, using a flying fan to fight forest fires and deliver medical supplies to people devastated by floods. Moe has knowledge of automobiles and dancing. Also, in the middle of the baseball game, he run naked on a field in front of everyone to help Bart and gain another try for him to catch a ball. When Moe noticed that Homer , Apu and Timothy Lovejoy had relationship problems with their wives, Moe fake-threatened to run away with one of them, in hopes that the men would appreciate their wives.

It is also implied in the same event that he had gotten into enough trouble with saying several things that were worded in a way that sounded worse than intended to have to neurotically state it's not what he meant, as when calling Apu about one of his kids being left at the bar, he ended up having to repeatedly make very clear after relaying the message on Apu's voice mail that it was not a kidnapping ransom or kidnapping threat.

Club that was stranded on an island, but exactly how he did it is unknown. Moe has been implied to be an illegal immigrant at least twice in the series. When asked to listen to his inner child at a self-help seminar hosted by Brad Goodman , a younger Moe appears, telling older Moe, "what's-a matter, Moe?

You no longer speak in your accent no more" in an Italian accent and to this realisation Moe proclaims "mamma mia! The second time was during Proposition 24 where Moe takes a citizenship test but wearing a false moustache [19]. Another implication to Moe's foreign descent is when Homer does a background check on his character and calls him Momar which causes him to become embarrassed [20].

However, this probably cannot be trusted as early in the season he is referred to as "Morris" by his bartender Colette. He has shown to dabble with voodoo such as stabbing a miniature rag doll of Barney with a beer bottle to get him to drink again which can only be assumed how Moe gets all of his customers. He also practises Santeria, an Afro-Caribbean religion based on Yoruba beliefs and customs. When Barney decided to go sober but ultimately returned to his bar, Moe silently thanked a shrine underneath his counter with a picture of Barney and a skull, claiming "Santeria, you're the greatest'.

Aside from this he was a former Movementarian but left the cult when their religion was exposed as a fake and once claimed to worship a dog's bad dreams to his bowling team.

He also at some point believes that a snake-handling church is the true faith; in "Pray Anything", when he asks Elijah Hooper which of the true faiths he belongs to, he answers Hooper with "That's the wrong thing to say to a snake handler! Moe's Tavern Moe is the owner and, except for a few instances where temporary help is hired, the only employee of Moe's Tavern. Moe is notoriously cheap with his customers, refusing to give them free drinks, or throwing them out when they are out of money and in one case, calling designated drivers "cheapskates" [21].

He encourages his customers to drink as much as possible to grow their tab. Moe removed games from the bar, noting that "people drink less when they're having fun". He enthusiastically abandons his bar, its regular customers, and his friends when a better opportunity comes along, such as the drink " The Flaming Moe ", the opening of his postmodern bar "M" [23] , and the conversion of his bar into a family-themed restaurant called " Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag ".

While Moe and his bar have gained occasional popularity, the phenomenon tends to be short-lived. Moe is also part of "The Guys".

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